Boobs suck...

I hate my boobs. They're made of fat, fat, and more FAT. They get sweaty, itchy, and all sorts of gross; yet they still make guys go crazy. I just don't get it! Bras are the most uncomfortable piece of clothing I think I have ever worn. The pain of the straps digging into your shoulders, the damn wire stabbing your ribs, and the lovely back pain for the girls with bigger girls. Yes, fancy $60 bras from Victoria's Secret do make your fatty lumps look a lot better, with their pretty lace, flowers, jewels, sequins, and the enormous amount of PADDING; but take that thing off and what do you have? A whole mess of disgusting. You know how we always say how guys are so gross, well I think that's why they like boobs so much. Here's my secret, wear a sports bra! They are tighter, yet looser, and way comfy. Everyday I wear a Nike sports bra, and it makes my day a lot less uncomfortable and more tolerable. There are so many colors that go with any and every shirt, so it's easy to work them into your everyday wardrobe. If you hate the nasty things as much as I do, go ahead and try my solution and see how it transforms your world! (:     

Love that monthly gift...

It's very difficult to explain the enormous amount of delight it is to bleed for seven amazing days, EVERY month! It brings such happiness to be moody, in pain, ugly, bloated, and always hungry for a whole week! I love eating my weight in chocolate and fried foods every day, then, because I'm so damn moody, get mad at myself for eating it, then get sad and eat more... Cramps are the best too! Feeling like a knife is piercing into your stomach and back for hours at a time is awesome! Especially when you're sleeping and wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep for hours, all because Mother Nature decided to be a great friend and give you a present every month! LOVE HER!! Breaking out is always fun too! Those attractive red and white pimples covering your face really want to make you smile! If any man bled for that many days, he would die. But lucky us, we are still ALIVE!

Stupid Nails....

Painting nails suck. First, its like solving the worlds hardest problems just to get the majority of the polish on your actual nail. Then once you finally get the hang of the non-dominate hand painting and get them just how you like, you touch something and screw every nail up! So you have to start from scratch and then they never get as perfect as they were before. There's also the issue of painting your nails perfectly and you are careful enough not to smudge them, then with in two days they chip and fall off. Personally, that really pisses me off. I hate how bad nails look unpainted, but with all the time, effort, and aggravation it causes, I have decided its easier to just leave them alone. You may find that if you don't mess with your nails, your overall stress level will probably drop too!(;

About Me (:

Hey there, my name is Paige, and I am a girl who has problems. I’ve played soccer for ten years, boys are a very large distraction, and I don’t really enjoy school. I can be creative and artistic sometimes, but it depends on what I’m trying to do. I don’t think I could live without my phone for more than a day or two; that’s probably not a good thing.I like to wear comfy clothes and I tend to rep my soccer shirts quite a bit, but that’s fine with me. I have a preppy, over-achiever, cheerleader for a sister. She is two years older than me and definitely the prefered daughter. I drive a ‘99 Subaru that has gone through my mother and sister, so obviously it’s pretty banged up. I am a short 5’3”, thanks to my mom who is almost a legal midget at a whopping 4’10”! As you may have figured out, I have problems, oh wait I already told you that. So I have decided to write a blog on my problems. Maybe you can agree with these, or not, but I just felt like getting it out there! So read, enjoy, comment, laugh, or don’t, that’s okay too.