Everyone does it.

Pooping is natural. I don't understand why guys think it's so gross that girls poop. Sometimes I just want to say, "Dude I just need to take a shit." But if I were to ever say that in front of a guy, I'd either poop my pants of embarrassment or just die. Okay maybe that's a little exaggerated. But I really do wish I could be open like that and not be looked at like a freak. It's not fair that guys can be gross and disturbing all the time and it be fine, but when a girl does they are crazy and no one wants to talk to them. This isn't really a big deal, and I don't think about it on a daily basis, but it can get very annoying.

The seat belt situation

Guys probably have never thought about this, but for a girl with boobs this is  a daily issue. You can never find an okay spot for the seat belt. Its either pushing your boobs apart making them look and feel awkwardly huge. Then you adjust it to the side and they get squished and lopsided. You then move it to the other side and its the awkward side boob time. It's a never ending cycle.

Great friends

We all have those "friends" that care more about guys than their so called friends. It can make you feel pretty shitty when you have plans for days to hang out with your friend, but last minuet they decide that hanging out with some guy is better. Just being blown off in general sucks, but when its for a guy, it's like a double whammy. Isn't it "Chicks before dicks"? It's even better when something bad happens with that guy and they come running back to you crying and heartbroken, and you decide to forgive them and try to make them feel better. Then they go and do it again! They'll blow you off for the same or another guy. All you can do is sit there stunned. When you try and confront them they get defensive and usually think that they did nothing wrong. Great friends right?

It doesn't mean it's PMS.

It really aggravates me when a girl says something bitchy to a guy and all they say is "Are you PMSing?" or "Are you on your period?" For some girls this can be very embarrassing because either they are and now everybody knew or they say no and all the guys tease her. The thing is that just because a girl is rude or snaps at somebody, doesn't mean that they are on their period. Girls can be bitchy without being on their period.

Stop playing dumb.

We all know those girls who dumb them self down to get attention. Some girls think that it is funny, cute, and attractive when they are failing classes. But news flash to them, they're going to screw up their future by playing dumb. Maybe they should become actresses instead of getting a real career! No offense to the actors out there. Who knows maybe they are actually stupid and that's why they haven't realized that its not a good thing and definitely not attractive. 

Jealousy

It's the thing that tares you apart from your mind to your heart, and you can't do anything about it. Jealousy can remind you of the past, bring up old feelings, and can even push people apart. Some say that they don't get jealous, but that's a lie. Jealousy isn't something that can be controlled. It comes and it goes. You know you're jealous when your stomach turns, your mind goes crazy, and most times your heart aches. Jealousy is by far one of the worst feelings you can experience. I don't have the best advice for being jealous, because jealousy is one of my biggest weaknesses, but try to not let it affect you. Don't make decisions, don't confront someone, don't do anything rash until you calm down and get a clear mind. 

Oh how the rumors spread.

High school revolves around drama and rumors. It doesn't matter the school and doesn't matter the people, there will always be rumors and drama. I like to think that behind every rumor there is some truth. There is an exception for the girls whom have nothing better to do than make people's lives shit and out of the blue come up with stories that tear a person apart. The people who come up with these rumors are complete low life's and feel so shitty about their own life that they have to have someone in their position too. My advice, if there is ever a rumor about you, is to confront any person in the 'story' until you find the person who made it up, talk to them to find out the truth. If you still do not believe what they tell you, follow your heart, head, and gut, and let it go. Make sure to keep a calm head and try to not let it get to you until you find out the truth.

Regretting

Most girls say they regret what they have done in their life. I was one of those girls, until I came to the conclusion that you shouldn't regret something that once made you happy. No matter the person or the incident that happened, if it made you happy at that time there is no reason to regret it. Even if it brings you sorrow now, you need all the happiness in your life you can get. Instead of being sad about what had happened, think of the feelings you had at that time, think of how happy it made you, and realize how much that one moment had effected you at that time. Be proud of what has happened in you're life because if you never had those moments, you wouldn't be the person you are today.

You are so fake.

We all know the girls who no one actually knows. They usually come with prissy attitudes and a lot if money. They keep everything about themselves to them self, but they want and have to know everything about you, just so they can go spread it around. They seek the approval from everyone and have to have as many friends as possible, but will lie, talk shit, basically anything to get that approval. They can be very stuck up and self-centered. I want to know how and when they will stop being so fake and two faced.

Why is it okay for guys?

I hate being a girl and being judged for everything. If guys hook up with random girls or with multiple girls, they are worshiped. All their friends are like "hell yeah bro!" Yet if a girl is just interested or talking to a few guys, they are considered sluts. No matter what a girl does, they will be judged poorly from it, but a guy will get props and its a good thing for what they did.

Back Stabbing Bitches

Every 'clique' of girls always has that one girl who is completely two faced. I'm not saying there is only one, some groups are full of them. It's always great hearing from some random person about how your close friend was talking pure shit about you. I love getting a knife in your back when they go and hang out with your boyfriend or the guy you like, or text them, or now with the great app and Snapchat them. With Snapchat who knows what they sent them because you can only view the picture for a few seconds. But the best part is when you confront them about it and they lie or say that nothing was wrong with what they did. At the end, you either lose a friend or have to apologize to them, just so they can go and do it again.  

I'm short...

Being short doesn't really suck, until you have to get something from the top shelf. It gets a little awkward when you have to ask taller guys to reach stuff for you over and over again. You ask the first time and they're like "Oh, of course!", then the second time you ask they kind of laugh because they think it's funny, then about the fourth or fifth time they are usually annoyed and think you're a freak who can't do anything yourself. Jumping sucks too. When you're like oh I'm such a boss watch me jump over this log, you go and jump and it hits you right under your knee and you eat shit. Yeah I really enjoy that. Getting lost in crowds and stores is always fun! I love it when your friends have to call you to find where you are, even though you're a foot away, but they just can't see you because something normal size is right in front of you. That gets pretty old, really fast.

Boobs suck...

I hate my boobs. They're made of fat, fat, and more FAT. They get sweaty, itchy, and all sorts of gross; yet they still make guys go crazy. I just don't get it! Bras are the most uncomfortable piece of clothing I think I have ever worn. The pain of the straps digging into your shoulders, the damn wire stabbing your ribs, and the lovely back pain for the girls with bigger girls. Yes, fancy $60 bras from Victoria's Secret do make your fatty lumps look a lot better, with their pretty lace, flowers, jewels, sequins, and the enormous amount of PADDING; but take that thing off and what do you have? A whole mess of disgusting. You know how we always say how guys are so gross, well I think that's why they like boobs so much. Here's my secret, wear a sports bra! They are tighter, yet looser, and way comfy. Everyday I wear a Nike sports bra, and it makes my day a lot less uncomfortable and more tolerable. There are so many colors that go with any and every shirt, so it's easy to work them into your everyday wardrobe. If you hate the nasty things as much as I do, go ahead and try my solution and see how it transforms your world! (:     

Love that monthly gift...

It's very difficult to explain the enormous amount of delight it is to bleed for seven amazing days, EVERY month! It brings such happiness to be moody, in pain, ugly, bloated, and always hungry for a whole week! I love eating my weight in chocolate and fried foods every day, then, because I'm so damn moody, get mad at myself for eating it, then get sad and eat more... Cramps are the best too! Feeling like a knife is piercing into your stomach and back for hours at a time is awesome! Especially when you're sleeping and wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep for hours, all because Mother Nature decided to be a great friend and give you a present every month! LOVE HER!! Breaking out is always fun too! Those attractive red and white pimples covering your face really want to make you smile! If any man bled for that many days, he would die. But lucky us, we are still ALIVE!

Stupid Nails....

Painting nails suck. First, its like solving the worlds hardest problems just to get the majority of the polish on your actual nail. Then once you finally get the hang of the non-dominate hand painting and get them just how you like, you touch something and screw every nail up! So you have to start from scratch and then they never get as perfect as they were before. There's also the issue of painting your nails perfectly and you are careful enough not to smudge them, then with in two days they chip and fall off. Personally, that really pisses me off. I hate how bad nails look unpainted, but with all the time, effort, and aggravation it causes, I have decided its easier to just leave them alone. You may find that if you don't mess with your nails, your overall stress level will probably drop too!(;

About Me (:

Hey there, my name is Paige, and I am a girl who has problems. I’ve played soccer for ten years, boys are a very large distraction, and I don’t really enjoy school. I can be creative and artistic sometimes, but it depends on what I’m trying to do. I don’t think I could live without my phone for more than a day or two; that’s probably not a good thing.I like to wear comfy clothes and I tend to rep my soccer shirts quite a bit, but that’s fine with me. I have a preppy, over-achiever, cheerleader for a sister. She is two years older than me and definitely the prefered daughter. I drive a ‘99 Subaru that has gone through my mother and sister, so obviously it’s pretty banged up. I am a short 5’3”, thanks to my mom who is almost a legal midget at a whopping 4’10”! As you may have figured out, I have problems, oh wait I already told you that. So I have decided to write a blog on my problems. Maybe you can agree with these, or not, but I just felt like getting it out there! So read, enjoy, comment, laugh, or don’t, that’s okay too.