Friday, March 1, 2013

I'm short...

Being short doesn't really suck, until you have to get something from the top shelf. It gets a little awkward when you have to ask taller guys to reach stuff for you over and over again. You ask the first time and they're like "Oh, of course!", then the second time you ask they kind of laugh because they think it's funny, then about the fourth or fifth time they are usually annoyed and think you're a freak who can't do anything yourself. Jumping sucks too. When you're like oh I'm such a boss watch me jump over this log, you go and jump and it hits you right under your knee and you eat shit. Yeah I really enjoy that. Getting lost in crowds and stores is always fun! I love it when your friends have to call you to find where you are, even though you're a foot away, but they just can't see you because something normal size is right in front of you. That gets pretty old, really fast.

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