Love that monthly gift...

It's very difficult to explain the enormous amount of delight it is to bleed for seven amazing days, EVERY month! It brings such happiness to be moody, in pain, ugly, bloated, and always hungry for a whole week! I love eating my weight in chocolate and fried foods every day, then, because I'm so damn moody, get mad at myself for eating it, then get sad and eat more... Cramps are the best too! Feeling like a knife is piercing into your stomach and back for hours at a time is awesome! Especially when you're sleeping and wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep for hours, all because Mother Nature decided to be a great friend and give you a present every month! LOVE HER!! Breaking out is always fun too! Those attractive red and white pimples covering your face really want to make you smile! If any man bled for that many days, he would die. But lucky us, we are still ALIVE!