Back Stabbing Bitches

Every 'clique' of girls always has that one girl who is completely two faced. I'm not saying there is only one, some groups are full of them. It's always great hearing from some random person about how your close friend was talking pure shit about you. I love getting a knife in your back when they go and hang out with your boyfriend or the guy you like, or text them, or now with the great app and Snapchat them. With Snapchat who knows what they sent them because you can only view the picture for a few seconds. But the best part is when you confront them about it and they lie or say that nothing was wrong with what they did. At the end, you either lose a friend or have to apologize to them, just so they can go and do it again.  

I'm short...

Being short doesn't really suck, until you have to get something from the top shelf. It gets a little awkward when you have to ask taller guys to reach stuff for you over and over again. You ask the first time and they're like "Oh, of course!", then the second time you ask they kind of laugh because they think it's funny, then about the fourth or fifth time they are usually annoyed and think you're a freak who can't do anything yourself. Jumping sucks too. When you're like oh I'm such a boss watch me jump over this log, you go and jump and it hits you right under your knee and you eat shit. Yeah I really enjoy that. Getting lost in crowds and stores is always fun! I love it when your friends have to call you to find where you are, even though you're a foot away, but they just can't see you because something normal size is right in front of you. That gets pretty old, really fast.