Regretting

Most girls say they regret what they have done in their life. I was one of those girls, until I came to the conclusion that you shouldn't regret something that once made you happy. No matter the person or the incident that happened, if it made you happy at that time there is no reason to regret it. Even if it brings you sorrow now, you need all the happiness in your life you can get. Instead of being sad about what had happened, think of the feelings you had at that time, think of how happy it made you, and realize how much that one moment had effected you at that time. Be proud of what has happened in you're life because if you never had those moments, you wouldn't be the person you are today.

You are so fake.

We all know the girls who no one actually knows. They usually come with prissy attitudes and a lot if money. They keep everything about themselves to them self, but they want and have to know everything about you, just so they can go spread it around. They seek the approval from everyone and have to have as many friends as possible, but will lie, talk shit, basically anything to get that approval. They can be very stuck up and self-centered. I want to know how and when they will stop being so fake and two faced.

Why is it okay for guys?

I hate being a girl and being judged for everything. If guys hook up with random girls or with multiple girls, they are worshiped. All their friends are like "hell yeah bro!" Yet if a girl is just interested or talking to a few guys, they are considered sluts. No matter what a girl does, they will be judged poorly from it, but a guy will get props and its a good thing for what they did.

Back Stabbing Bitches

Every 'clique' of girls always has that one girl who is completely two faced. I'm not saying there is only one, some groups are full of them. It's always great hearing from some random person about how your close friend was talking pure shit about you. I love getting a knife in your back when they go and hang out with your boyfriend or the guy you like, or text them, or now with the great app and Snapchat them. With Snapchat who knows what they sent them because you can only view the picture for a few seconds. But the best part is when you confront them about it and they lie or say that nothing was wrong with what they did. At the end, you either lose a friend or have to apologize to them, just so they can go and do it again.  

I'm short...

Being short doesn't really suck, until you have to get something from the top shelf. It gets a little awkward when you have to ask taller guys to reach stuff for you over and over again. You ask the first time and they're like "Oh, of course!", then the second time you ask they kind of laugh because they think it's funny, then about the fourth or fifth time they are usually annoyed and think you're a freak who can't do anything yourself. Jumping sucks too. When you're like oh I'm such a boss watch me jump over this log, you go and jump and it hits you right under your knee and you eat shit. Yeah I really enjoy that. Getting lost in crowds and stores is always fun! I love it when your friends have to call you to find where you are, even though you're a foot away, but they just can't see you because something normal size is right in front of you. That gets pretty old, really fast.

Boobs suck...

I hate my boobs. They're made of fat, fat, and more FAT. They get sweaty, itchy, and all sorts of gross; yet they still make guys go crazy. I just don't get it! Bras are the most uncomfortable piece of clothing I think I have ever worn. The pain of the straps digging into your shoulders, the damn wire stabbing your ribs, and the lovely back pain for the girls with bigger girls. Yes, fancy $60 bras from Victoria's Secret do make your fatty lumps look a lot better, with their pretty lace, flowers, jewels, sequins, and the enormous amount of PADDING; but take that thing off and what do you have? A whole mess of disgusting. You know how we always say how guys are so gross, well I think that's why they like boobs so much. Here's my secret, wear a sports bra! They are tighter, yet looser, and way comfy. Everyday I wear a Nike sports bra, and it makes my day a lot less uncomfortable and more tolerable. There are so many colors that go with any and every shirt, so it's easy to work them into your everyday wardrobe. If you hate the nasty things as much as I do, go ahead and try my solution and see how it transforms your world! (:     

Love that monthly gift...

It's very difficult to explain the enormous amount of delight it is to bleed for seven amazing days, EVERY month! It brings such happiness to be moody, in pain, ugly, bloated, and always hungry for a whole week! I love eating my weight in chocolate and fried foods every day, then, because I'm so damn moody, get mad at myself for eating it, then get sad and eat more... Cramps are the best too! Feeling like a knife is piercing into your stomach and back for hours at a time is awesome! Especially when you're sleeping and wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep for hours, all because Mother Nature decided to be a great friend and give you a present every month! LOVE HER!! Breaking out is always fun too! Those attractive red and white pimples covering your face really want to make you smile! If any man bled for that many days, he would die. But lucky us, we are still ALIVE!