Boobs suck...

I hate my boobs. They're made of fat, fat, and more FAT. They get sweaty, itchy, and all sorts of gross; yet they still make guys go crazy. I just don't get it! Bras are the most uncomfortable piece of clothing I think I have ever worn. The pain of the straps digging into your shoulders, the damn wire stabbing your ribs, and the lovely back pain for the girls with bigger girls. Yes, fancy $60 bras from Victoria's Secret do make your fatty lumps look a lot better, with their pretty lace, flowers, jewels, sequins, and the enormous amount of PADDING; but take that thing off and what do you have? A whole mess of disgusting. You know how we always say how guys are so gross, well I think that's why they like boobs so much. Here's my secret, wear a sports bra! They are tighter, yet looser, and way comfy. Everyday I wear a Nike sports bra, and it makes my day a lot less uncomfortable and more tolerable. There are so many colors that go with any and every shirt, so it's easy to work them into your everyday wardrobe. If you hate the nasty things as much as I do, go ahead and try my solution and see how it transforms your world! (: